Finally! A way to lose weight without exercising. Or changing what you eat. Or how much of it you eat! With science!

This footage may disturb people who.... well. Yeah. Just people. And while there certainly are medical emergency cases is which this may actually help - how much would you bet that the idea of eating food and just sucking it out of your stomach before it starts digesting appeals to a lot of - “normal” people..... »10/09/15 6:56amToday 6:56am

Look at this thing I made! It has robots!

We recently removed an old wall AC unit in our guest room and blocked up the opening. Unfortunately, we don’t have the time to patch and paint the drywall before my mother-in-law comes to visit this weekend, so there’s a big patch of bare masonry. Enter this $1 garage sale reproduction (almost the exact same size as… »10/07/15 9:13pmWednesday 9:13pm

American Horror Story: Hotel Mega-Thread  

Welcome to American Horror Story: Hotel’s Mega-Thread. The fifth season premiere of the Murphy & Falchuk ensemble horror anthology show kicks off tonight at 10pm EST on the FX channel. We have many of the stable of actors returning this season as well as a few new faces joining in on gory, disturbing fun. »10/07/15 9:00pmWednesday 9:00pm

I hope you have clean underwear on

‘Cause it’s the rapture, baby! Today all pious people get to meet Sky Daddy and their promised planet per wife or something while us cool people get to have a pool party in hell. Just don’t go to the other special room with child molesters and people who talk in the theater, we don’t like those. »10/07/15 5:56pmWednesday 5:56pm

iZombie Season 2 Premiere Megathread/Recap!

I am already dead! Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh-oh. Yeah. It is that time of the year again, folks! iZombie time! And perfectly during the month of October when we’re already seeing ghouls of all sorts running around in our heads and TV sets and everywhere in between. And thus we get to our megathread post for the show, which I… »10/07/15 5:49pmWednesday 5:49pm