Guys, I need $900,000. From Craigslist:
"ORIGINAL ART" FOR THE EXTREMELY SERIOUS SCI-FI FAN OR ART COLLECTOR: Up for Sale and in Hand is an "ORIGINAL", One Of A Kind Exclusive, Hand Crafted 6ft. + Life Size Styrofoam Robot Sculpture Model, created by Yours Truly. I am a Freelance Scrap Artist who was inspired by the TRANSFORMERS, STAR WARS, STAR TREK, SCI-FI Movies to create this Highly Detailed Sculpture Figure. I created this Sculpture back in 1987, where it has remained completely intact for over 25 years. It is made Entirely out of 100% Styrofoam Pieces which I have accumulated over the years, the same material that is used to reinforce and protect TV's, Stereos, and other Electronic Appliances from Shipping Damage. This figure stands over 6ft Tall and can be separated into two halves, top and bottom. This figure was designed specifically for display purposes only and not meant to be used as a prop or toy.
This Masterpiece Sculpture makes the Ultimate Display Piece and the Perfect Gift for the Serious Die Hard STAR WARS, STAR TREK, TRANSFORMERS, Sci-Fi Fan or Art Collector.
NOTE: This Masterpiece Sculpture was Created Entirely by Hand, not by a Machine or Mold, as it is the Only One of it's Kind in the Entire World and I will not be making another one.
I am asking $900000 In "CASH" for this "ORIGINAL" One Of A Kind Masterpiece Sculpture. I Only Accept "CASH" Up Front, No Checks, Money Orders, Trades, or Refunds "ALL SALES ARE FINAL". This is a Local Sale and a Pick Up Item. Give me a call if you are interested. Please leave your name and contact number, in case I am not available. I Will Not Respond To E-mails or Texts. Please leave a message and number for me to get back in contact, in case I am not available.
Mind you, cash only! It kind of makes me happy to know that this exists somewhere in the SF Bay Area. You think they've sold it already?!