So now everyone has heard that Spidey will be joining all his Marvel friends in the MCU. Everyone seems excited, but let me tell you why this is a horrible idea.
1. I'm dead inside.
Things that give other people joy do nothing for me. When people smile I get bitter about the emotions I cannot feel.
2. I'm afraid of Spiders.
Even men dresses as spiders that look nothing like spiders, keep them out of the MCU!
3. I routinely have bad opinions.
The only condiment for hot dogs is mayo, anything else is worse than the holocaust. Dogs should wear diapers.
4. I like being wrong.
The attention from people telling me so is the only human contact I can get. Please notice me.
5. I haven't completely thought out how awesome it would be for Marvel to gain back some creative control over the Sony characters.
But I will still make a big stink about it.