It comes in two sizes and a sleek white Apple design. It has less ports than other Apple products, but thanks to its innovate use of “paper”, it’s battery time is practically unlimited an its screen glare free. What can it do? It can show you pictures. Of Apple products. iPorn is probably the only thing Apple fans need, anyway.

OK, you guessed it - it’s a book. With pictures. For meagre 200 bucks. This is what bookstores would look like if Apple went analogue.