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Welcome to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 6 titled Room 33.

The house rules are as follows:

  1. Don’t be a dumbass.
  2. Really, try not to be a dumbass.
  3. Try harder not to be a dumbass, dumbass.
  4. Break rules 1 thru 3. Often.
  5. Wear as much eyeliner as you can possibly fit on your face.
  6. Don’t you dare out goth Gaga. Get out.
  7. Smile when being shot in the head like you’re getting your picture taken.
  8. There’s a reason Vampire stories have so many homoerotic themes.
  9. NO PITY PARTIES IN THE BAR!!!!
  10. What Will Our Tenth Rule Be?
  11. What Will Our Chicken Legs Rule Be? (Bingo Joke)
  12. What Will Our Twelfth Rule Be?
  13. What Will Our Unlucky Rule Be?

If the house rules are broken, you know what will happen!

Share your real-time viewing thoughts down below in the comments, I’ll chime in during commercial breaks.

In other words, there will be SPOILERS in them comments down there.

If you have a link to your personal manifesto about this episode then drop it in the comments and I’ll add to this post proper.

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It’s American Horror Story episode 666: Mark of the Beast, and boy is he probably in a bar somewhere getting sloshed on how this show portrays him. Anyway let’s break it down by storyline...read on if you dare!

Cheryl Reminds Us On io9, Love Is A Battlefield And Hell Is For Children

Question of the Night

If you had to pick three characters from this season that currently “live” in the hotel to be stuck on a desert island with, who would they be?

Extra Credit Homework

Write a limerick about your favorite AHS character or season. Due by 9pm Wednesday November 18.

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