Welcome to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 8 titled The Ten Commandments Killer. Tonight, we presumably learn who the serial killer is that Detective Fucked-Up Sherlock is obsessed with finding.

So how many of the commandments has the killer checked off that list of ten so far? Let’s investigate!

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  1. I am the Lord, your God.
  2. Thou shall bring no false idols before me.(Episode 1: Photo of “Oscar Blogger” Who Was Anally Raped & Killed)
  3. Do not take the name of the Lord in vain. (Episode 6: Disemboweled Preacher)
  4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy. (Episode 8: Migrant Workers Killed by March)
  5. Honor thy father and thy mother. (Episode 2: Gutted Brothers)
  6. Thou shall not kill.
  7. Thou shall not commit adultery. (Episode 1: Adulterous Couple)
  8. Thou shall not steal. (Episode 8: Accountant Killed by March)
  9. Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (Episode 3: Murdered “TMZ” Staff With Tongues Cut Out/Nailed To Desks)
  10. Thou shall not covet your neighbor’s wife. (Episode 8: John’s Partner Andy)

ALSO - There are still a bunch of baby vamps running wild AND two very hungry silent film era vamps. These plot points may or may not ever be addressed again.

The house rules are as follows:

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  1. Don’t be a dumbass.
  2. Really, try not to be a dumbass.
  3. Try harder not to be a dumbass, dumbass.
  4. Break rules 1 thru 3. Often.
  5. Wear as much eyeliner as you can possibly fit on your face.
  6. Don’t you dare out goth Gaga. Get out.
  7. Smile when being shot in the head like you’re getting your picture taken.
  8. There’s a reason Vampire stories have so many homoerotic themes.
  9. NO PITY PARTIES IN THE BAR!!!!
  10. DON’T. HAVE. COFFEE. WITH. MY. WIFE.

If the house rules are broken, you know what will happen!

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