Welcome back to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 11 titled Battle Royale. So we’ll be seeing $h!# getting real at the Hotel Cortez if that title is any indication.

Please be Queenie, please be Queenie, please be Queenie. Make my dream of having Scarlet be a witch come true.

The house rules are as follows:

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  1. Don’t be a dumbass.
  2. Really, try not to be a dumbass.
  3. Try harder not to be a dumbass, dumbass.
  4. Break rules 1 thru 3. Often.
  5. Wear as much eyeliner as you can possibly fit on your face.
  6. Don’t you dare out goth Gaga. Get out.
  7. Smile when being shot in the head like you’re getting your picture taken.
  8. There’s a reason Vampire stories have so many homoerotic themes.
  9. NO PITY PARTIES IN THE BAR!!!!
  10. DON’T. HAVE. COFFEE. WITH. MY. WIFE.
  11. NEW RULE: Confess your lurrrrrve and and crimes /betrayals at the same time, it’s the only thing that makes sense!

If the house rules are broken, you know what will happen!

Share your real-time viewing thoughts down below in the comments, I’ll chime in during commercial breaks.

In other words, there will be SPOILERS in them comments down there.

If you have a link to your personal manifesto about this episode then drop it in the comments and I’ll add to this post proper just below.

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