Welcome to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 9 titled She Wants Revenge. Who is the she that seeks revenge? You’re guess is as good as mine. Perhaps it is Lady Gaga, maybe it is Iris. Might be Sally or Dr. Awful Mommy. Probably Liz Taylor. Though there are about 1 trillion ghosts haunting the Hotel Cortez.

It is obviously Ramona Royale since her last attempt at revenge didn’t pan out at all.

Oh! Apparently Emma Roberts is supposed to (maybe) be in an upcoming episode or two. Also, Paulson is going to reprise her character from season 1, psychic Billie Dean Howard. So there is all that to look forward to. I hope Billie Dean and Sally share a scene together.

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The house rules are as follows:

  1. Don’t be a dumbass.
  2. Really, try not to be a dumbass.
  3. Try harder not to be a dumbass, dumbass.
  4. Break rules 1 thru 3. Often.
  5. Wear as much eyeliner as you can possibly fit on your face.
  6. Don’t you dare out goth Gaga. Get out.
  7. Smile when being shot in the head like you’re getting your picture taken.
  8. There’s a reason Vampire stories have so many homoerotic themes.
  9. NO PITY PARTIES IN THE BAR!!!!
  10. DON’T. HAVE. COFFEE. WITH. MY. WIFE.

If the house rules are broken, you know what will happen!

Share your real-time viewing thoughts down below in the comments, I’ll chime in during commercial breaks.

In other words, there will be SPOILERS in them comments down there.

If you have a link to your personal manifesto about this episode then drop it in the comments and I’ll add to this post proper just below.

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