Welcome to American Horror Story: Hotel’s Mega-Thread. The fifth season premiere of the Murphy & Falchuk ensemble horror anthology show kicks off tonight at 10pm EST on the FX channel. We have many of the stable of actors returning this season as well as a few new faces joining in on gory, disturbing fun.

So join us as we go to the front desk and check in.

Hop in the elevator to go to our floor.

Wander the halls looking for our room.

And hop into bed to rest our weary heads.

I’ll share my post-viewing thoughts in a separate post linked here, either later tonight or tomorrow. As well as my round-up of links on the season premiere across the Gawker-verse main-page blogs.

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Share your real-time viewing thoughts down below in the comments, I’ll chime in during commercial breaks.

In other words, there will be SPOILERS in them comments down there.

If you have a link to your personal manifesto about this episode then drop it in the comments and I’ll add to this post proper.

What’s The Chatter Across The Kinja?

Irocdemiq Asks What We Were All Thinking: What The Flerk Did I Just Watch?! Over on Groupthink

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