Fellows!! Welcome to the American Horror Story Christmas Extravangasa!!! Our Commander-In-Chief BehindDarkGlasses has taken a break from leading the charge against the Maws of Madness and has given me the reigns to this Sleigh of Slaying. So join me down in the comments as we spoil and riff the hell out of this mad show!!!

As always keep in mind the Ten Comandements of the thread:

  1. Don’t be a dumbass.
  2. Really, try not to be a dumbass.
  3. Try harder not to be a dumbass, dumbass.
  4. Break rules 1 thru 3. Often.
  5. Wear as much eyeliner as you can possibly fit on your face.
  6. Don’t you dare out goth Gaga. Get out.
  7. Smile when being shot in the head like you’re getting your picture taken.
  8. There’s a reason Vampire stories have so many homoerotic themes.
  9. NO PITY PARTIES IN THE BAR!!!!
  10. DON’T. HAVE. COFFEE. WITH. MY. WIFE.

Break any of these Commandments and I will make you sit there and listen to this on repeat till you’ve learned your lesson:

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!! Also if anyone has any reviews they want to post (Besides my own) let me know and I’ll throw them down below here.

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  • Up first here’s my review of tonight’s activities
  • From the halls of the new io9-Gizmodo hybrid, here’s Cheryl’s take

There will be spoilers beyond this point, you’ve been warned!!!