Ugh. Friend had a candy-themed birthday party. Pixie Stix are the devil. But did you know they still made Popeye Candy Sticks? I thought they'd been discontinued because kids (i.e. me and my friends) would use them and pretend we were smoking.

Anyway, to make this post somewhat relevant, let's make it slightly educational.

Attention, American readers, THESE are Smarties:


And THESE are Rockets (AKA The BEST Halloween candy):

That concludes today's Canadian-American Dictionary Lesson.

However, we can all agree that candy jewellery is delicious.