Benedict Cumberbatch proves there's nothing quite like a bit of refined, British toning when you're snarling villainous threats.

The footage is nothing new, just given that annoying faux-VHS styling because it's a 'viral' teaser, but my oh my, does John Harrison get to purr out quite the monologue:

James Tiberius Kirk. The heart of the Enterprise. The overly confident leader, fueled by bravado. Life for him is one big adventure. But he is alone. Born into battle, the heir to legend. What does a man do with such a curse?

He fears making a mistake that will get entire crew killed.

And I? I will make sure of it.

Oh dear. I'd be quaking in my Command shirt if I were you, Captain Kirk!