Has the big fake orange chipped in on the question of the hour? The rumour mill is going into interstellar overdrive over suggestions that quiz show host Bradley Walsh will be the companion to Jodie Whittaker’s 13th Doctor Who.

In the midst of all this chatter, The Guardian points out that Walsh has many talents, as a sportsman, entertainer and actor. Is there anything he can’t turn his hand to, they ask?

Which seems to prompt this reply:

Feeling sensitive Donald?