... with touching his and others’ pecs. Admittedly, he has nice pecs, but at one point, he’s going to get arrested for public lewdness.

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Eridani post this pic earlier today:

LEWD to say the least, but I ran across a post that made me wonder if his grabbing of man-boob was a compulsion that Evans simply couldn’t control, even around himself. Sure, we all want to touch his pecs, but this gratuitous self-pec-pinching must stop before it reaches a tragic end.

The only solution I can think of is if Chris Evans let us ALL touch his pecs, so he doesn’t have to.