Everyone in the studio audience tonight got a bitchin*' limited edition Walking Dead guitar. I was palpably jealous. I was actually yelling at the TV with violent indignation. Why wasn't I there? Why don't I ever luck into anything as amazing as this? What cruel cosmic cabal keeps me from obtaining such a precious item?

*My opinion on this seemingly awesome event may radically shift if I learn the manufacturer of this instrument is less than satisfactory. It will also help to radically reduce the toxic levels of envy I am now experiencing.