Inspired by Quasi Hatrack and WinnieTheWoot stories, I decided to post a snippet from my convo with MudderOfCanton (A.K.A. TheReturnofMudder or SisterJugglertheElder. Here we are having a classic argument about whether or not Batman is a bit of a douche (although he does have reason to be).

GJ: I'm just saying, he starts the Justice League, he commissioned the Watchtower to be built but he always throws in their face that he's only a "part time member" when he's probably up there as much as Superman.

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Mudder: Because he has a psychotic clown running around Gotham. He can only be there part-time because he has to run a company and save Gotham.

GJ: Iron Man did the same thing for the Avengers and he's a full-timer!

Mudder: There's like 50 different superheroes patrolling New York. No one's in Gotham!!

GJ: Superman and Flash still patrol their cities and still full-timers.

Mudder: Psychotic. Clown. I'm sticking with it.

GJ: He only throws them in their faces when they vote on something that he doesn't like or want to do. Like voting out Hawkgirl or turning themselves in to the police or they decided that they wanted Subway for lunch rather than McDonald's and instead of making a decent argument, he gets all huffy and what does he do? He goes off and buys a McDonald's!!

Mudder: BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN AND IF HE WANTS A MCDONALD'S, HE CAN BUY ONE!!

GJ: IT'S STILL DOESN'T CHANGE WHY HE BOUGHT THE MCDONALD'S!!

Mudder: BECAUSE HE'S EFFING BATMAN!!

So that happened. I'm not entirely sure if that's canon though.