Do you want your baby to become an un-muffled genius by listening to Mozart in utero that is not hindered by pesky flesh and tissue? The solution is pretty obvious, right? Stick a loudspeaker into your vagina!** Not just any loudspeaker! In fact I would not recommend doing that with 95% of all common loudspeakers but of course, there is one made for the specific purpose of being stuck up a lady’s vagina...

As while there’s still no proof that music does anything to the unborn, I would speculate if the vibrations do something to the mother butthat’satotallydifferentstory....

*unproven, scientifically debated claim.

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**not a sexual fetish. That I know of.