what-would-i-say.com which builds a bot based on your Facebook post history and makes a valiant effort to try and sound like you. In the process, it generates a lot of hilarious nonsense such as:

"This one advantage of pictures of the fancy writer's tl;dr"

"You won't regret not having the decency to give more"

"I'm proud of the mm/dd/yyyy format rather than subdivide further, so, when we get my special claw doors."

"Greenhouse gases do I have the emptiness of relaxing, summery Win."

"Defrag that Google has been one of overoptimism considering the need to come at the game"

Also, the bot seems to think I'm a Hanar. I don't think I've ever used "This one" as a first-person pronoun, but the bot does it rather frequently, when it's not making me sound like the translators behind Backstroke of the West got their hands on some sort of pop philosophy Chicken Soup for the ______ Soul book…

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"Defrag that Google" is, incidentally, the best should-be-a-band-name I've seen all day.