Hey, did you know that there’s a movie coming out soon called Ghostbusters? And there’s also an older movie also called Ghostbusters? And also maybe there are some people on the internet who got angry about this movie because of this older movie and also maybe because it stars four women instead of four men? Or something? Who knows! I don’t know because I live under a rock!

Okay, so it turns out that there was a review embargo about this movie Ghostbusters (with the four women, not with the four men) and now that reviews have been released, it turns out this movie? Some people really like it! And some people think it’s just okay! And people are still mad! About something!

Well, the reviews have certainly settled one debate: it’s a movie! And not, like, some memory-ruining machine that goes back in time to ruin the memory of the first time you saw that film Ghostbusters (with the four men, not the four women). Because, honestly, that’s what it sounded like with some of the arguments.

In any case, Ghostbusters 2016: It’s a movie! Go see it! Or don’t! It’s your choice! Nobody cares!