You know what day it is, and I clearly assume you all know where your towel is! Whether you wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; or wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat...

You can’t go out without one. Certainly not today

Me, avoiding the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

Notice how mine is lilac, for it is also The Day of the Glorious Revolution!