NO, NO, NO.

Yesterday the Internet was aflutter with rumors that hated actor and known exacerbator of already terrible dialogue Hayden Christiansen would have a role in Star Wars: Episode VIII. And just like that, my faith in humanity died in screaming agony.

from what I can tell, the source of the rumors is making starwars.net, link below:

Notably, these are not terribly reputable sites and no one seems to have anything resembling a solid source on the subject. Let’s hope this is just the Internet being the Internet, and not anything that has a basis in reality.

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