The obvious answer would be have Nicolas Cage play all the characters, but that might be tricky. WoodRocket.com, a super NSFW website, has a better idea; have adult entertainment stars Tabitha Stevens and Vuko play all the Nicolas Cage parts! (pics are mildly NSFW).


The classic Raising Arizona.


Snake Eyes! Wild At Heart! Thanks, 99.


Con Air


Honeymoon in Vegas, I think? Nope, probably Peggy Sue Got Married.

Bonus points for the extremely disturbing painting of Cage featured in the background. I am disappointed that they left out movies like The Wicker Man and Face/Off, but that will give them something to use for the inevitable follow-up.

(via UPROXX)