First, I ask you, if this is not a spoiler, just some stupid joke, don’t tell me! It’s bad enough I’ve seen it, since I haven’t seen The Force Awakens yet. I’ll spend the whole movie wondering if it’s accurate, and I shouldn’t have to, because it never would have occured to me. Got it?

More space for people who haven’t seen the movie to click away. And, here’s an unrelated picture of a puppy, just in case the preview will show the first picture in this post:

POSSIBLE MASSIVE SPOILER AHEAD!

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And finally, again, if this is not a spoiler, just some stupid joke, don’t tell me!

Okay, here it is. No further commentary by me is necessary. I may even avoid reading the comments.

Death to the person who made this!

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Added: I realize I have left little room for comment here. I don’t want confirmation either way, true or false, inside joke, or whatever. Maybe just make jokes or post unrelated pictures. Maybe puppies dressed as Darth Vader, if that’s a thing.

I really should end this pain by seeing the movie ASAP, like tomorrow.