Alright, alright, alright, boys and girls. I thought I'd do a #ProcrastinationFriday for old times sake. This week's an easy one. It is, in fact, the very first #ProcrastinationFriday question ever quested on the O'Deck. What does your io9 screen name mean?

Where did it originate? Is it from a favorite book, perhaps? An old nickname? The object sitting to the left of your computer when you were first setting up your io9 account? Time to share with the rest of the class.