Microsoft rode in on a golden lion carried by the slimiest publishing executives. They then announced that they don't really give two shits about consumers or indie devs.

Everyone cried in despair! "Sony will be just as bad, it's inevitable!"

Sony then detonated 14 nukes over Redmond and parachuted directly into the center of the mushroom cloud. When the dust settled they stood upright and shouted in a booming voice:

"Fuck that noise." Yesterday 11:33pm