The remote control was missing. My cat was likely sleeping on top of it so WinnieTheWoot picked her up by her scruff to find it.* Which led the cat to complain that she was cathandled** or was she girlhandled? When one is manhandling is it that the man is being handled or that the man is doing the handling?
*Save your sympathy for the cat. Winky went right back to sleep, she would have been more put out by any other method of moving her around to find the remote.
**You don’t provide narration for your pets? Weirdo.