Sorry, not a recap, but this needs to be discussed, and since iO9 has abandoned us harder than God did Castiel, I need to talk about iZombie. Specially the best little tidbit of a seriously good episode: Kristen Bell voicing an erotica novel.

Also, great:

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  • Major and Ravi’s reaction to Lizzies horny and increasingly inappropriate comments.
  • The Secret Life of the American Teen Christian Gangster Zombie and his monologuing with the other bad guys.
  • Blaine’s scarily charming reversal at the police station. I love your villains, iZombie.
  • The steal-yo-java-mug-high-five. Barney Stinson would be proud of that relationship! “I’d throw that on your lap if I wasn’t going to use it later!”

Oh no moments:

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  • Oh, Peyton!
  • Oh, Major!
  • Goddamnit, no minor!
  • Damn it Liz. Although I don’t blame you. The Secret Life needs more times of shirtlessness.

The bad:

  • Needs more Ravi.

Discuss!