No, I don’t mean the actors who play the new Avengers — I mean, the literal New Avengers, as in the Avengers Idea Mechanics from Al Ewing’s and Gerard Sandoval’s New Avengers, part of the All-New, All-Different Marvel.

And boy is Bobby DaCosta generous. I mean, not towards Hawkeye (who is already getting paid by SHIELD - and how much does SHIELD pay?), but $80,000 per annum for his field team? And $85,000 for his AIM drones (although they probably don’t want to be called “drones” anymore)?

Uh, now I kind of want to work for AIM. Do they provide dental?