I know LizTaylorsEarrings is away on holiday and I don't want to steal her throne, but this thread is just too good to pass up and surely she would have given it a gold star. Or maybe she wouldn't, but I still wanted to bring it to everyone's attention.

DrillPress starts it out with a chucle:

I get that he is eccentric, but seriously, he's always struck me as two sandwiches shy of a picnic.

-DrillPress

And then everyone else gets in on it. And it's hilarious.