THOSE PESKY KIDS!

Happy Friday, everyone! I'm going to go start a drinking thread. 99 and xeos, you're up!

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IMMA GONNA BE SO HIGH TOMORROW...

Because I will be 356 m/1168 ft above Toronto doing the Edgewalk.

I'm so excited it's disgusting. I don't know if there were any comments today that could thrill me as much as this, but we'll try.

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Actually, having just gone through the day's articles, nothing seems to jump out at me. Am I already jaded? No, I'm still adorable and innocent; I cannot be jaded already. STEP UP YOUR GAME, NINERS. I don't just give out Gold Stars to anybody.*

*I will totally give them out to anybody.