Where you clock on the article with the grandiose claim (Best Cult TV Shows Ever), nod sagely until you find Your Show and then bounce to #1 and leave? It's so refreshing not to have to pick fights in the comments, but what if I go to #1 and it's not Firefly????

Okay—Doctor Who is totally acceptable. But now I have to go back and see...FUCKERS THINK LOST IS BETTER???

Nah, I don't have the troll in me....