Alternative headline: You call that a sword? This is a sword! (OK, I guess technically the robbers blade is more of a machete. The store owners blade is a freaking scimitar though. Which more than makes up!)
Observation Deck · FrankN.Stein
God. Dammit. Guardians of the Galaxy, you're supposed to be the one that makes me laugh. Not. Cry! (Spoilers)
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