"Today's Time Waster" (though, I guess figuring out the anagrams rather than farming them out to computers with nothing better to do would be a bigger waste of time)

Some fun ones: My username can become "Heisted Onus", "Denote Sushi", "Ed Outshines", "I heed snouts", "Need Thou Sis" and many, many more. My real name can be rearranged into "Shady Tank Only", and "Dank Nasty Holy".

Long phrases seem to freak it out (I had to break Today's Time Waster" into "Today's Time" and "Waster" to get anything out of it, and it seems to have trouble with less common letters, hence I didn't find any good anagramatic Kinja burns…)