“Why won’t you just [bleep]ing work already?” edition. (I assume starting the open thread is cool. There hasn’t been one since crashed’s yesterday, and I’ll keep my venting to a comment below because I’m sure no one wants to see it anywhere near as much as I want to scream it for all to hear).

So, how’s everyone else’s weekend? Everything going cool? Doing anything fun? You know the drill, talk about whatever, or don’t.