SPOILERS.


Okay, so full disclosure: the Onion episodes have always been my least favorite, because seriously WTF? How is that kid so creepy?

But when we last saw Vidalia, she was dating Greg’s skeezy manager, Marty. Is Marty Sour Cream’s father? It turns out that Vidalia’s a pretty good artist, and that Amethyst is one of her favorite models. But it sure was creepy for Onion to crawl into a garage filled with paintings of Amethyst.

I guess the most that can be said about this episode is that Steven is really emotionally intelligent - he put up with some extreme creepiness from Onion just to give Amethyst a chance to talk about what’s going on between Pearl and Garnet with a friend.

OHMIGOD ONION IS SO CREEPY.