ABC News published a short list of the top baby names of 2015.
According to the Guardian, PTerry has been forced to pull out of the forthcoming Discworld convention due to his Alzheimer's.
This is from Guards! Guards!, the eighth Discworld novel and the first to feature the city watch.
And if you disagree then you're wrong. And you make Ten angry. And you abuse puppies. So don't make him angry you puppy abusers.
The boundless wisdom and humor of Terry Pratchett get immortalized in a series of motivational posters that you only wish were hanging in your office right now.