Hi. I’m Garabaterox, look at mee! It’s time for the stretchy wedgy suit. I’m just liking how bad it is right now. The season has been a lot of fun and I hope it continues the trend... even if it’s super dumb. Also, Council of Harry’s. Let’s react!
Sorry for the misdirect, the real name of this article is : Why the writer of the Flash should not be allowed to write stories about females.
The Flash has been bringing the fun in this season and I am so glad! It’s been super dumb but I don’t care. Last week’s episode was fantastic with the Enlongated Man. Tonight we have drunk shenanigans and Battlestar Galactica cameos. Let’s enjoy!
People, I think we’re gonna have another fun one! Last episode was dumb as rocks but so much fun, and tonights episode seems to follow the trend. Accompany me to a night full of stretch double entendres.
Tonight we have the bad luck trope, and I am OK with having more silly on The Flash. I know this somehow is gonna go to a darker place at some point in the middle of the episode, I am also OK with darkness as long as it’s not dumb and overbearing. Let us react!
Season 4 started mostly OK and It seems like we’re getting a fun episode! IronFlashpiderman goes gimmick with their best imitation of Weird Al in the 80s. Let’s chat while watching the episode Mixed Signals.
The Flash is back! But Barry Allen is gone. How many episodes are we spending without him before they bring him back?! My guess is about 0.2 episodes. Just check the synopsis. Also, Not-Speedster-Main-Villain! I hope. React, you... reactors!
Welcome to the end. This has been a mostly fun if nonsensical ride and we’re about to get to the end. Will Barry be fast enough? That is a complete certainty since we are talking that Barry is both the evil petty world destroying villain and Savitar, the Iron Man of the speedforce. React!
Welcome, mah peeps. AOS will be probably more interesting tonight! But we still need to discuss this episode before the season finale. 24 hours to the Iris thing and then Snart is also here. Let’s react!
Oh, cause and effect. That thing where one thing happens and the the other happens. It’s so logical. Alas, this is The Flash, and the name is ironic. I mean we have hipster faced-scared-emo
Peter Parker Barry Allen sabotaging himself or something because he was defeated by his past self so he is attacking his past…
Tonight in the reaction thread: Cringes, so many of them! Also, Evil Because-of-Reasons Killer Frost is gonna be causing some trouble. Will Cisco lend her a hand or two? Welcome to the least magical telenovela out there right now. Now let’s react, and prepare for evilness!
Welcome, mah peeps. Now that Barry has learned that traveling to the past is bad after being told 300 times we see him learning the lesson and traveling to the future. After all he was only told it was a bad idea 47 times. So the odds are better! Also that means: Terrible Wigs! Let’s react.
The 90's are back! It’s time to form a girl power group, get a bit Emo or highligt your hair. Also, time to react!
There’s that time in every super-hero journey where they must face all that sheet and music, which is where the Music Meister comes along. Hopefully this is cringeworthy in all the best ways. React people. And sing along!
I got bingo from last night’s episode.
I’m propelling this post into the future! I’m trying to prevent parents from giving me grief at the Parents-Teacher reunion. Speaking about feelings of dread, this episode we have Saviscepticom.
I’ve changed the timeline again. Iris is still gonna die. Or maybe Malfoy is going to die because he is going to sacrifice for Snow. Anyway... Have your reactions and monkey business and stuff now that we have Tres Flashes.
I hope I didn’t arrived too early this time. Duuuuude! Grodd! Stuff on Earth 2. Tonight is gonna be absolutely ridiculous, and also a two parter. So let’s react.
Gorilla City. Attack on Gorilla City. There’s a city full of gorillas called Gorilla City. Someone is attacking it! gahhhh! Groddy, welcome back.
Come on in, kids. It’s time to mope about not being fast enough and get a bit of an ashy Iris thanks to some Bad Hombres. Let’s react to tonight’s The Flash.