Just an idea I’ve been working on for a bit.

INT. - DAY - LIBRARY LOUNGE

Claire, Allison, Brian, Carl the Janitor, and Principal Vernon are tied to chairs and couches with jumping ropes from the gym. Six Petri dishes containing blood samples rest on one end table. Bender is testing their blood with a Bic lighter.

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BENDER:

Right. Let’s try Clark.

He raises the flame to the dish. No reaction.

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BRIAN:

Guess that makes you a murderer.

VERNON:

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I know you kids have been through a lot. But when you find the time, I’D RATHER NOT SPEND THE REST OF THIS SATURDAY TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!!!

Whaddya think, sirs and madams?