Rule #1: don't post grossness here. Rule #2: give instructions like "don't image google the word 'evulsion'" that you should not do on the internet to avoid mental scarring. Rule #3: try not to look. RULE #4: DON'T POST THE GROSSNESS HERE.

Okay—don't image google evulsion. What else shouldn't you do, or where else shouldn't you go?

"Don't read the comments on YouTube" is a gimme.