May I present my interpretation of The Trees by Rush.
There is unrest in the Kinja
There is trouble with the trees
For the posters want their O-Deck
And no one hears their pleas
The trouble with the posters
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the O-Deck's too important
Even more so late at night
But most others can't help believing
That this is all just false rage
And they wonder why the posters
Can't be happy on the main page
There is trouble in the Kinja
And the mods are all in bed
As the posters scream 'We Need It!'
And everyone just shake their heads
Credit and apologies to Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart and Geddy Lee.