By special request (you’re welcome, Brawl2099), we will be looking at screen name origins today. Some of us posted origin stories a couple years ago on the Odeck. Some of us have done this before on TMIT. But there’s always new blood coming around, so it can’t hurt to do it again.

Depending on which version of the story you believe Quasi Hatrack is either a mondegreen of Kwisatz Haderach or a hereditary title handed down since the days of antiquity.