This week is an exercise in “obvious question is obvious” as UnitedShoes wants to know what size shoe you wear. Feel free to use whatever local measuring system you have as long as you tell us what it is so we can convert it to something meaningful.

I wear US mens 7EE*, which is doubly nearly impossible to find in stores. The mens departments usually start at a 7 and a half and the boys departments usually end with a size 6. (What the fuck is up with that?) Also, there are few manufacturers that make multiple widths in mens shoes and even fewer stores that carry them. Thank the gods for the Internet!

*This also means that my feet are nearly square. Sexy.