We get today’s topic from UkuleleDan, as suggested during last night’s game of CAH. (Are you playing Cards Against Humanity with us on Wednesday nights? You should be.) What is the most horrible outfit/look you have worn in the past?

I can’t really remember anything. I’ve always dressed sort of generically appropriate to the times. Somewhere there’s a picture of me wearing a dress shirt with tiny red paisleys all over it. If you know James May you can easily imagine the sort of shirt I’m talking about. But you have to remember two things: I was five years old at the time and it was 1972. That shirt looked great then.

Oh, look what I found:

Except the pattern was smaller. So was I.