There’s no mistaking that the last few months have been kind of a bummer. Heck, the last year maybe. And for many Valentine’s Day is kind of bittersweet. But StrangestMoon and I are looking to make it all better. In honor of everyone’s favorite celebration of libido we’re holding a bracket to determine the fictional characters for whom we have the biggest crushes (at least, insofar as our community is concerned). And you get to make the nominations!

So far we’ve been gathering noms on Twitter (or Twinja as people like to call the Twitter community of Ninja) and we’ve come up with quite a few. But we think we can come up with more! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

  • 3 (Marcus Boone)
  • Number 6 (Battlestar Galactica)
  • 7 of 9
  • The 9th Doctor
  • The 10th Doctor
  • The 11th Doctor
  • The 12th Doctor
  • Agent 99
  • Aang (The Legend of Korra flashbacks)
  • Marceline Abadeer the Vampire Queen
  • Sally Acorn
  • Morticia Addams
  • Irene Adler (BBC Sherlock, 2010)
  • Captain America (Steve Rogers)
  • Tyr Anasazi
  • Cassian Andor
  • Ares (Xena / Hercules)
  • Andromeda Ascendant
  • Angel (Liam / Angelus)
  • Apollo (Lee Adama)
  • Aslan
  • Paul “Usul Muad’dib” Atreides
  • Ava (Ex Machina)
  • Chrisjen Avasarala
  • Eve Baird
  • Big Barda (Barda Free)
  • James “Bucky” Barnes (The Winter Soldier)
  • The Beast (Disney, Beauty & The Beast)
  • The Beast (Vincent, 1987 TV series)
  • Claire Beauchamp
  • Jerrica “Jem” Benton
  • Peter Bishop
  • Walter Bishop
  • Lucas Black
  • Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff)
  • Sofie Agnesh Bojakshiya
  • The Borg Queen
  • Charlie Bradbury
  • Mrs. Brisby
  • The Brother (Brother from Another Planet)
  • Perpigulliam “Peri” Brown
  • Winifred “Fred” Burkle
  • Luke Cage
  • Callisto (Xena / Hercules)
  • Jocelyn “Joss” Carter
  • Margaret “Peggy” Carter
  • Samantha “Sam” Carter
  • Casca (Berserk)
  • Cassiopeia (Battlestar Galactica)
  • Castiel
  • Cordelia Chase
  • Chel (The Road to El Dorado)
  • Chiana
  • John Chricton
  • Captain Cold (Leonard Snart)
  • Catwoman (Selina Kyle)
  • John Constantine
  • Dale Cooper
  • Bialar Crais
  • Crossbones (Brock Rumlow)
  • Justin Crowe (Alexei Belyakov)
  • Beverley Crusher
  • D.Va
  • Ka D’Argo
  • Poe Dameron
  • Henry Deacon
  • Deadpool (Wade Wilson)
  • Death (DC Comics / Vertigo)
  • Wilma Deering
  • Bo Dennis
  • Ronon Dex
  • Tsukasa Doumyouji
  • Roberta “Bobbie” Draper
  • Khal Drogo
  • Olivia Dunham
  • Jyn Erso
  • Astrid Farnsworth
  • Fenris (Dragon Age)
  • Finn (FN-2187)
  • Isabel “Dizzy” Flores
  • Ramona Flowers
  • Charlie Francis
  • Jaime Fraser
  • Sydney Fox
  • Gabrielle (Xena / Hercules)
  • Gamora
  • Rupert “Ripper” Giles
  • Clarke Griffin
  • Gil Grissom
  • Molly Grue
  • Harvey (Farscape)
  • Max Headroom
  • Iron Man (Tony Stark)
  • Jack Harkness
  • Kimberly Hart
  • Hawkgirl (Shiera Sanders)
  • Heat Wave (Mick Rory)
  • Dwayne Hicks
  • James Holden
  • Jim Hopper
  • Audrey Horne
  • Isabela (Dragon Age)
  • Susan Ivanova
  • Daniel Jackson
  • Mara Jade
  • Jane (Johnny Mnemonic)
  • Daisy Johnson / Skye
  • The Joker (DC Comics)
  • Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr.
  • Jessica Jones
  • Martha Jones
  • Jool
  • Ryoji Kaji
  • Misato Katsuragi
  • Chani Kynes
  • Josephine “Jo” Lupo
  • M.K. (Veera Suominen)
  • Sarah Manning
  • Melinda May
  • Karrin Murphy
  • Kira Nerys
  • Summer Landsdown
  • Loki Laufeyson (Marvel)
  • Miranda Lawson
  • Lincoln Lee
  • Leela (Doctor Who)
  • Leeloo
  • Chun Li
  • Vesper Lyn
  • Mag (Dollhouse)
  • Magic Fairy (The Legend of Neil)
  • Mackenzie “Kenzi” Malikov
  • Ann Marie (That Girl)
  • Oberyn Martell
  • Holly Marten
  • Mei (Overwatch)
  • Merrill (Dragon Age)
  • Alice Morgan
  • Morgana (Excalibur)
  • Mako Mori
  • Mira (Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic II)
  • Morrigan (Dragon Age)
  • Naomi Nagata
  • Neeshka
  • Neera (Baldur’s Gate)
  • Eric Northman
  • Nova (Planet of the Apes)
  • Jack O’Neill
  • Optimus Prime
  • Oracle (Barbara Gordon)
  • Leia Organa
  • Overwatch (Felicity Smoak)
  • Emma Peel
  • Penny (Dr. Horrible)
  • Stacker Pentecost
  • Laura Petrie
  • Jean-Luc Picard
  • Pilot (Farscape)
  • Raina (MCU, Agents of SHIELD)
  • John Reese
  • Kyle Reese
  • Rey
  • Mary Richards
  • Ellen Ripley
  • Nico Robin
  • Robin Hood (Disney, fox)
  • Max “Mad Max” Rockatansky
  • Rogue (Anna Marie)
  • Willow Rosenberg
  • Rygel XVI
  • San (Princess Mononoke)
  • Veronica Santangelo
  • Chie Satonaka
  • Hitagi Senjougahara
  • Inara Serra
  • Scorpius
  • John Scott (Fringe)
  • Jen Scotts
  • Dana Scully
  • Nina Sharp
  • Sameen Shaw
  • She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters)
  • Cyd Sherman / Codex
  • Rebecca “Shep” Shepherd
  • Takashi “Shiro” Shirogane
  • Sarah Jane Smith
  • Han Solo
  • Spike (William Pratt)
  • Starbuck (Kara Thrace)
  • Stark (Farscape)
  • Storm (Ororo Munroe)
  • Buffy Summers
  • Aeryn Sun
  • Amane Suzuha
  • T’Pol
  • Jim Taggart
  • Tallis (Dragon Age)
  • River Tam
  • Daenerys “Stormborn” Targaryen
  • Teal’c
  • Rin Tezuka
  • Nyssa of Traken
  • Nyota Uhura
  • Dorothy “Dottie” Underwood
  • Vi (Buffyverse)
  • Hoban “Wash” Washburne
  • Mary Jane Watson
  • Helena G. Wells
  • White Canaray (Sara Lance)
  • Ashley Williams (Mass Effect)
  • Wolverine (Logan / James Howlett)
  • Wonder Woman (Diana Prince)
  • Wesley Wyndam-Price
  • Xena
  • Yalena “Dutch” Yardeen
  • Ygritte (A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones)
  • Zenyatta
  • Zotoh Zhaan
  • Tali’Zorah

The rules are simple: name who you want on the list. All nominations, unless stated otherwise, will be entered. Any and all genders apply. No one gets shamed for their unvarnished lust for Emperor Palpatine. And all entries must be fictional (or a fictional version of a real person). Also, nominate as many as you choose!

Advertisement

Enjoy!

UPDATE: Per KateFromIowa’s suggestion and after discussion between myself and StrangestMoon, we’re imposing an age limit of 16 years and over. Characters who start younger but age up within the continuity of the series are allowed. Additionally, per Hands of Orlok’s suggestion we’re reframing the question as biggest fictional crushes instead of sexiest characters. As StrangestMoon pointed out it encompasses more qualities ;-).

The resulting removals are Velma Dinkley, Asuka Langley Soryu, and Kaworu Nagisa. Ryoji Kaji, Misato Katsuragi, and Amane Suzuha have been slotted in as replacements.

Sponsored

UPDATE 2: Now incorporating nominations from comments below.