LizTaylor'sEarrings made a comment a while ago about "Great Lakes Rim", which set the House of Hatrack to worrying since four out five Great Lakes prefer Michigan. I present to you the defender of the two peninsulas: Hatrack Mittens!

Piloted by Quasi Hatrack and WinnieTheWoot:

Notice the missile launchers on the knees

Ray gun and high caliber cannon

Turbo fists - no fingers - We are MITTENS!

Mrs. Hatrack in the command center watching Lake Huron for kaiju sign:

She has an outstanding array of equipment

We're a formidable team - Bring on the fresh water kaiju!