Hi, Kinja helpers! It's me again. I am having a hard time with notifications. Not only am I not authorised like lots of us have been experiencing, when I click on the little blue person of indeterminate gender, I never actually get to see notifications. I only see this:

(If I were hot shit I would've animated that, but COME ON).

I've deleted the cookies and cleared the cache and logged out and back in again as a result, but no dice. I can only geto to notifications through "See all" and some vigorous refreshing.

Just thought you should know.