Trump has the best Japanese. They’re just GREAT! This commercial is proof of it. Not only is he the best Pokemon, he looks SUPER CUTE as a plushy. Although I think the yarn is actually made of trump hair, so they are sentient and speak in trump’s version of Lorem Ipsum.

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Dark days have been happening and I haven’t been in a good place with a lot of the news lately. But fuck it, this commercial just convinced me to just let my students run wild and pay their parents with oreos in case one of the little devils doesn’t survive until the end of the year. Saving the rest of the money to pay for that wall.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna play some Hatsune Miku Project Diva F2nd and pet Digital Child Singers while pretending i’m Donald Trump.

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EDIT: WOOPS there was an open thread already. So we will just have to leave it to Trump and Evil Ratatouille and Japanese stuff discussion.