1. I don't have to be an asshole here in self-defense.

2. I can have fun here.

3. I can confide anything here without fear of mockery or recrimination.

4. I can finally learn things from people more knowledgeable and intelligent than me.

5. I'm learning how to behave on the internet. (Bear with me, please)

6. I truly love all of you guys, I really do.

7. I can say that and know it will be taken in the true spirit meant.

8. I have hope for humanity again because I get to interact with the best this society has to offer every day.

9. I'm truly blessed to be here and I won't mess it up.

10. DON'T FUCK WITH SERENADA.