I don’t know why the Doc never does one of these on the nights that I’m actually drinking. But I’ve gone and skipped karaoke because A. there’s a million people there (including what looks like a wedding party for some insane reason), B. my coworker’s band is playing at the bar right next door to where I usually sing, and C. I picked up a shift tomorrow morning bright and early.

So, before I finish off my last cheap beer, walk home, and pretend until my godawful-early alarm goes off that I was “responsible” tonight, what are you all doing to increase your blood alcohol content?

Me, I’ve had a Dale’s Pale Ale and a PBR, and my friend who’s “with the band” has put a shot of Jaeger and a shot of Jameson on the band’s tab for me.