Or - well, as real life as a BuzzFeed test can get. Which means totally real! this is the one tool you need to know all about your moral code. That said, it does actually fit me really well, I must admit. I like rules for the order, as long as I find they sense; I try my best not do to harm, but don’t honestly feel an overwhelming urge to go out there and personally make the world a better place either, as long as it kinda works and people get treated mostly fairly, so... there you have it..

Full disclosure: I never actually played D&D, but I do find the alignment system an interesting little toy to play with...